29 Ocak 2013 Salı

RuPaullywood or Bust:Review

Just Jade Jolie showing her fishiness.
You know i'm in love with drag queens and i'm gonna show it in the most talented way that i'm in ;WRITING IT UP! First episode of RuPaul's Drag Race has just out (not yet in the torrents but with a little VPN detail,you can watch it from Logo) and i watched it minutes ago.


It was amazing.The mini challenge was really challenging though.A lot of queens did terrible stuff in the sea tank,but posing in a sea tank with all that dresses,shoes,wigs etc. must be tough,right?
Detox under the sea.

Detox was the winner of mini-challenge and she's one of my favourites so i congratulate her! I think she'll gonna do some better stuff.

For main challenge,i made a ranking and i'm gonna comment about queens on that way.So here's my ranking:

1.Alaska Thunderfuck (In Juries' ranking: 2nd)
The duty for main challenge was making Hollywood red carpet couture from things in a dumpster and Alaska literally took no risk with a dress made of
plastic bin bag,but i must add that dress was looking like a 100.000 dollar couture dress.
2.Roxxxy Andrews (In Juries' ranking:1st)
Roxxxy's goth but glam look definitely stood up from other contestants.My only criticism goes to her makeup.A dark red lipstick or a dark pink one would go much better with her nice lips.But with or without makeup,that dark dress shows ass was FAPULOUS!
3.Lineysha Sparx (In Juries' ranking:4th)
I still can't believe her dress was made up of paper.She's definitely a sewing queen.But that amazing thing was definitely not Hollywood.
4.Ivy Winters (In Juries' ranking:3rd)
Her red,simple but beautiful dress was definitely yelling Hollywood but it was too simple to win.And WTF was wrong with that hair?! Ivy must be careful at her hair choosing.
5.Alyssa Edwards (In Juries' ranking:5th)
I totally loved her laced,kinda goth dark red\grey dress! And although she's a hot glue queen,she didn't made out of mess like Jiggly Caliente.However,she really needs to sew in this competititon.
6.Detox (In Juries' ranking:7th)
Her pink dress was definitely cute but just like Lineysha's,it was not yelling Hollywood.It was a good one but unfortunately there were better queens.
7.Jinkx Monsoon (In Juries' ranking:9th)
Turquoise looks great on her but she could add some another color.She's my laugh queen but i don't want her to be the contest's laugh queen cause laugh queens always be labeled as ''not talented enough,only can make everybody laugh''.I hope Jinkx can remove this label and step on it.
8.Honey Mahogany (In Juries' ranking:8th)
Her dress was definitely couture but it was too glamourish for red carpet.
9.Vivienne Pinay (In Juries' ranking:11th)
Her nude dress was yelling red carpet,definitely.But it was too plain! With a lot more dore,it would be definitely fabulous.
10.Coco Montrese (In Juries' ranking:6th)
Coco,the deathly rival of Alyssa,definitely is worse than Alyssa.OK,that dress was completely couture but hot glueing a film folding wheel as a hat is not making you Hollywood glamour,to me.
11.Penny Triation (In Juries' ranking:14th)
She was first queen to go home.I'm sad for that big girl not to show the perfection of us to skinny bitches.But she had to go home because of that pink tight dress.To me,big girls mustn't wear tight dresses,that only makes them look bigger.And her sewing mistakes...i don't really wanna start.
12.Monica Beverly Hillz (In Juries' ranking:10th)
Excuse me honey but Nicki Minaj is not an actress.
13.Jade Jolie (In Juries' ranking:12th)
Only unicorns,rainbows and her great personality would save her from being eliminated but that pinky and 5yrsold girly  dress.
14.Serena ChaCha (In Juries' ranking:13th)
Her lipsync saved her from her terrible,yelling ''boy in a dress'' dress.But if i was one of the juries,i would make Jade and Serena fight for their lives,and took Serena away from competition.It was such a failure.

So that's all i can say about the first episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.I hope my faves(Jade,Alaska,Detox,Jinkx and Lineysha) can win! C'ya boys,girls and all in between!

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